Hummus: The Rap

An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:Hummus. I'm eating hummus.Dip it to my thumb-us.It's the best, beats the restWhen you seem to need apaste with some tasteto put on your pitaHit me, hit meWith a little chick peaGot a lot of breadThat's the trick, see?I'm a fast pita eatergot the pedal to the metalPutting down so much breadYou'd think I was Hansel and GretelNow my bread's all goneHmm, what's the next pick?Checkin the pantryHow 'bout some bread sticks?Bust the tops off the boxDip it in all the wayPut that stick in my headLike I'm Phineas GageI got my hummus from the supermarketDon't be a weenieIf you want real hummus in your stomachThen you need some tahiniIs this hummus cooked?You ain't gotta boil it, yoYou just need more peasthan a toilet bowlYou've been sitting there for hours eating?Maybe brah...It's like the toilet's eating hummusThrough a crazy straw!Remy Remz in a BenzCruisin' on a SundayWhen'd you rent a Benz, Remz?I thought you rock a HyundaiDriving up to DetroitNow that summer's hereRock City?Nah man, I call it Hummusville!What, you on vacation?Sounds like a nice worldMan, I'm working harderthan a Valtrex in a Spice GirlDearborn's the placewhere the hummus flowsI thought they liked coneys, manI saw it in the PostI love dipping in the hummus, manI beg your pardon?I'm eating more pastethan I did in kindergartenOptions pouring out on Warrenlots of food I seeGot cuisine on from Shatiladown to New YasmeenI done came for the foodI'm a hummus-eating menaceAsk my doctor, turn your head and coughAren't you a dentist?Clap your hands really fastIf you think hummus is the bestNow shake sh-shake shake your pitaIf you hit the hummus with paprikaSaddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomber drama, little peace:it's on your TV, but believe meThere is good in Middle East, it's...Hummus. I'm eating hummus.With Thomas Jefferson-us.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: GoRemy

Length: 02:00
Rating: 4.87
Views: 326059

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