JohnnyMcAnonymous (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

watch?v=fU2kgW4j8SM

bigpayne10 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

this guys a fucking idiot organic food is 10x better for u

jasminehks (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He is hilarious.

tsalaghi (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

YES...someone else noticed that! He also does the Eddie Izzard trick of saying something ISN'T such and such, but nodding his head yes and staring at the camera meaning it IS. Eddie is awesome. Love both these guys.

diogomor (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Dude, Craig totally stole that joke from Izzard!! I was thinking the same thing.Except I didn't bleep out FUCK in my thoughts. :) hehehehe

Thrusthamster (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He's the King of Rants.

xmenotux (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Man, this guy is hilarious. I don't even know when his show is on.

AlkaStealther (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

you don't say David ASSellhoff :DDD

mandiefenrich (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

too bad they didnt post the rest of his monologue it was sooo funny. if you live in LA you would know there is a supermarket called VONS and a slight shadier one in the ghetto called JONS. same font and text color and everything, hahaha. anyway, he disses it... it was amazing i had tears coming out of my face

halldbe (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

David 'asselhoff....thats a better name ain´t it?